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史上最強的中國式英語
6 }' b6 G* \% ?+ b. I! X 1. we two who and who?
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2. how are you ? how old are you? 2 L& X+ E8 l* L" w2 P
怎么是你,怎么老是你? ; A' L# R, i& K% F" X, Q
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3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 2 W- c- C: }$ Z
你不鳥我,我也不鳥你
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4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together
t+ \ M+ B) j7 x) r 你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
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5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have % I7 W# b7 n5 {; ]
nothing to say,go home!! ; @4 g9 b5 I& N7 n: |2 m9 ~0 A
有事起奏,無事退朝
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6. you me you me
! R1 j6 p; p+ _7 r8 f& u; U 彼此彼此 & ^; i$ |. T3 K8 a$ R
( \& d% t$ j j+ ~1 {% K% a 7. You Give Me Stop!! & x$ B5 V: h5 Z: k
你給我站住! & Y% M7 ]; Q3 m- B7 V
; {8 N8 H1 C ]3 a5 q! h( L 8. know is know noknow is noknow f( A2 G( q6 y
知之為知之,不知為不知…
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# ? D% v! X j1 O' [! ? ]' W 9. WATCH SISTER # S. b4 o! v, ?9 Z
表妹
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10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
* `$ R9 f7 A6 l& v |$ F 龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞! ! c2 w) H/ i5 w
: s' W9 @4 D: u* k4 Z+ k2 E 11. American Chinese not enough
|3 B+ p0 G2 w% e1 J: U# @ 美中不足
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12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die X. q% w; ]. P
車禍現(xiàn)場描述
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13. heart flower angry open
* q3 L7 k! ]" \. c+ C2 }7 l, k/ L+ A 心花怒放 8 _( s: u! w4 M' F7 E. S$ s4 P
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14. go past no mistake past # ]( H% ?4 [6 M n% T% Q
走過路過,不要錯過
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15. 小明:I am sorry! ! ]* \5 X: P \( k) C7 L! q
老外:I am sorry too! - T+ {% q1 L# u2 c" J2 t+ I) f$ y/ j) f$ h
小明:I am sorry three!
# J7 N+ ?' r' B, z, | 老外:What are you sorry for?
5 e# q2 c. y( J0 }) y; w% n9 Z 小明:I am sorry five! 0 d0 U% ~" S4 F' z
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16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
& E; [. x3 h- x" I/ p 要錢沒有,要命一條 # v; z$ E v% s% J5 [7 }
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17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
/ S9 H% I% x1 B 我叫李老大,今年25。 : |8 P3 W- u" u
8 }' F: }- C) s! J; ] 18. you have two down son。 0 m1 J& x. B _% p3 G% o
你有兩下子。
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. h! Z7 T) U. ? 19. as far as you go to die
2 Z4 h7 `3 ?7 ^+ \1 w* I- ` 有多遠,死多遠!?。?! 0 T3 b% N4 E! q5 m) |
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20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. ; n0 M. N1 @0 ?" `1 X9 F
給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉 |
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