標題: 史上最強的中國式英語 [打印本頁] 作者: liusongvip8023 時間: 2009-6-5 17:13 標題: 史上最強的中國式英語 史上最強的中國式英語 ! H) C1 D8 `. _! S$ M" z
1． we two who and who？ " C" r+ |- d/ U1 o
咱倆誰跟誰啊 2 N6 i7 A* G8 t& ?- t
* C7 J5 S- C- a5 |7 \4 f 2． how are you ? how old are you? # [: R. X- O8 F' E9 E o
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ - z3 }$ |% P! M ( a6 j- e! _$ I; B5 f" d
3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 5 e1 {3 D4 Z* L' I 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 5 D& I2 [2 F5 y- `' E: K; ?# Y ' s; K/ F; F, L$ J: o( G# E& E
4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together ! b$ k3 w0 A! l/ x 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ 8 ]; W' Q( ~" J6 W# b4 Q# V
8 Y2 U! L# U0 A& Y) J: z 5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have ; n& U; _. j$ M! M
nothing to say,go home!! - [: {# ~3 n& q" o5 x 有事起奏，無事退朝 + ^1 f- g6 s; G) w, |5 A$ [* R, D
1 K# P) g0 g2 C: a9 r0 t- h; i8 h 6． you me you me 0 n' _% a3 c1 `4 s8 M
彼此彼此 / w$ ?2 g# ~+ y 4 ^* E2 m! q- {8 \. e) k( F 7． You Give Me Stop!! 7 v4 c/ n" o3 P( m
你給我站住！ 9 Q: ]7 j+ B; W, o1 t! V: j" ~4 K : f: E' m( E. q1 r 8． know is know noknow is noknow & t) O3 k! T: [$ n/ T7 P& W* e3 M6 G 知之為知之，不知為不知… ; b/ I0 T) F' j5 W7 o6 A1 \9 f; D 9 m- b i; L/ N5 s! V. d1 o 9． WATCH SISTER ( k9 c Q& X; t% F
表妹 , t, D" ^" e( i# s! n2 T: W$ I) a - L& b2 X( q% ~- W3 Q' T3 C, f3 }
10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! - M W4 t, n9 a+ ~ 龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！ % [2 s; ~5 I, C+ [$ T
' k* L/ f; b" F% r 11． American Chinese not enough , L" m7 l' x! \; J8 t1 t 美中不足 - G9 s6 H; o) R* o: L / n& F: V% d/ \7 K 12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 2 D3 o/ O z6 z7 N& I8 Z 車禍現(xiàn)場描述 : d& x: D3 ~+ h) S `3 q: ^8 A' P) y+ K
13． heart flower angry open " Q( g2 {+ k) h9 t( x% J* d 心花怒放 $ d* c- K- a8 }" P
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14． go past no mistake past - V/ f2 D' m/ A& w4 i8 U1 J( s+ D
走過路過，不要錯過 # d. y3 G. Q7 K, R3 y
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15． 小明：I am sorry! " p ]5 B e" {6 q; G3 W N3 u' { 老外：I am sorry too! , Y2 G8 q! A/ w( w6 D
小明：I am sorry three! ; x- y! s/ L4 d1 `( Y6 Z$ u
老外：What are you sorry for? % |' P# G, I; Y' d4 U" O9 s 小明：I am sorry five! 5 y% [* [% @# W/ h9 m 8 B X* A% d* g
16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 0 G9 h, w# P! z7 r$ D 要錢沒有，要命一條 8 U8 A! A+ R+ v6 c1 F 6 R$ i! b' w3 F) N+ }3 U
17． I call Li old big. toyear 25. 1 y- y% e/ D7 k+ V
我叫李老大，今年25。 / a, |7 F& @: G 2 E" o6 s4 z( y. R+ \4 L
18． you have two down son。 : k, u# K1 p' @8 a4 w2 L
你有兩下子。 & D6 E/ D" K& L" I: s1 g8 k
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19． as far as you go to die / d$ ?, ]! H* u7 N 有多遠，死多遠?。。。?nbsp; # k# b' \- k9 K3 a& L0 Y( u
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20． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. 9 b4 M% W; G- |" M! q
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉作者: 花澤の 時間: 2009-6-5 20:38
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